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c. 1996 Religion News Service (Robert Kirby is a Mormon humorist and regular columnist for the Salt Lake Tribune.) (RNS)-I'm building a family room in my basement. Thus far, it's cost me three months, $5,000, a thumbnail, and every speck of my pride. I'll bet God did...